Ian Hollingsworth
A New England Life

Flashback to the summer of ‘99.
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Carmen: When are you due?Liz: April 20th, Hitler’s birthday.Carmen: What’s your pediatrician’s name?Liz: Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheeth.Carmen: Where was the baby conceived?Liz: In my vagina.Carmen: What names are you considering?Liz: Rufus T. Barleysheeth.Carmen: How are you feeling?Liz: Oh, little achy and nauseous but I’m hanging in there. 
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Jenna: WHAT IS THAT. She’s being hot and doing baby talk? I invented that.
30 Rock, 3x16, TGS Hates Women
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“I just wandered around the building all night. I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien and why is she so sad?”

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