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Carmen: When are you due?
Liz: April 20th, Hitler’s birthday.
Carmen: What’s your pediatrician’s name?
Liz: Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheeth.
Carmen: Where was the baby conceived?
Liz: In my vagina.
Carmen: What names are you considering?
Liz: Rufus T. Barleysheeth.
Carmen: How are you feeling?
Liz: Oh, little achy and nauseous but I’m hanging in there.
Jenna: WHAT IS THAT. She’s being hot and doing baby talk? I invented that.
30 Rock, 3x16, TGS Hates Women
Photo by Lucien Clergue
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“I just wandered around the building all night. I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien and why is she so sad?”